If you really knew me ...

If you really knew me you would now that I HATE using computers. You would know that even the most simple of tasks somehow always end up going arey in one way or another.
If you really knew me you would know that I LOVE snacking on frozen peas.
If you really knew me you would know that I sleep in the strangest places in the strangest positions you have ever seen. My family wants to create a picture book about it.
If you really knew me you would know that I am extremely self conscious of my blond hair and you would know I hate spelling the word because I dont know how to spell it!!! A blond who doesnt know how to spell blonde. Does it have an "e" at the end or not? I never know!!!
If you really knew me you would know that even though I consider myself to be a cheerleader I DISPISE that stereotype.
If you really knew me you would know that my three biggest pet peves are fake candles, dirty closets, and shopping carts left in the parking lot.
You would know that I LOVE the smell of rain and HATE tuna fish.
You would know that my mom is my best friend even though we fight every night when I dont answer my phone for curfew.
You would know I should be really good at violin because I started at the end of pre school.
You would know I HATE long fingernails but I still get the acrylics just becasue they make me feel pretty.

An unfortunate combination of events.

This tragic event occered on a day that started out with such hope. One summer evening I just got off work at snoasis. Yes, I worked where the worlds greatest shaved ice is created. I was on my way to my friends house after work to bring him a delicious snow cone when I realized my feet were cold. This was what was the cause of the horrific event that occured a few seconds later.
You see, what happened was when I drove to work it was a hot sunny day so my air conditioner was full blast cold. Now that the sun was down and my A.C. was still full blasted, my feet were cold. I though, "Hey, maybe I should turn the cool air off blasting on my feet." A pretty harmless thought right? Normally this thought wouldn't cause any problems but, unfortunately, I was in a construction zone so there was no left hand turn lane.
At the moment I looked away to fix the temperature of the interior of my car, Jessepi, the goons in front of me decided to turn left and being in a costruction zone, they had no other choice but to stop in the middle of the road. All of these events added up just the wrong way to cause a collision. In result, my sweet, poor Jessepi died. He got totalled.
RIP Jesseppi. Your memories will be ever with me.

Happy Mothers Day Wish ...

If I were being attacked by dementors, you would be the thought that conjures my patronus.
Happy Mothers Day!
Love you Mom!

Newspaper Poetry

Technology is out to get me ...

One Sunday evening there was a girl doing some homework on the computer. Courtney here hates computers. They never work out for her. She has no idea why! The only conclusion she has come to is that technology hates here and that they hold secret conventions to plan more ways they can mess thing up for her (Cortney here has a crazy imagination, even though her favorite color is green). So Courtney here is just typing away when suddenly her laptop closes on her hands and she can't get them out!!! What does she do now? She is a girl of course so what does she do? Scream! She tries and tries to get her hands out but nothing she does works for her. She is stuck. And unfortunately home alone. She didn't get her homework done and she cant do it anyway cause both her hands are stuck. She falls asleep and has the most bizzare dream of her whole life. Like most dreams, she didn't find out what really happened but when she wakes up, still with the computer attatched to her two limbs, everything seems slightly familiar ... It is just starting out exactly like her dream ..... uh oh. This is bad.


Questions:
What was her dream?
Is the whole day going to go like her dream?
How does it end?

The Perfect Crime

What is the perfect crime? Let me tell you. You need to start out in India. You then need to tatoo your face to match their skin tones and stick a priceless jewel in your forhead. Once your disguised you are free to execute the rest of your plan. What is our plan? So our ultimate goal here is to sneak into Yohan Vandumeir's mansion and steal as much as we can, including his pet tiger, and doing as much damage as possoble - without getting caught. That's always the hard part. For a job like this who is the best team to have? The mental hospital patients. They'll do whatever you want! Or at least cause a distraction. So you have to break them all out of that prison and transport all of them to India. What do I use to do that? A limosuine of course!! We get on a ship and we sail to India. We get an actual sail boat with a plank to enforce some order around here. About half of them have to walk the plank so by the time you get to India you have about 50 peole left. We borrow 25 elephants and we march them strait to his house. That's what everyone rides in India right? We already have people working on the inside so we get in just like that. We had to cut off one of the elephants legs to feed to the tiger to get him to like us. We win its heart and tell him to be our look out. We walts on in, take what we want but when we are gong out we run into Yohan. what do we do then? We stick his tiger on him of course! But the tiger doesnt like that idea does it? No. Luckily just then the elephants come stampeding right through the wall!! We manage to attatch ourselves to their bellies, with the goods, and whistle for the tiger to follow. The elephants take us right back to our sail boat. We get out to sea but we are being followed by Yohan!! Luckily we already thought of this so we had a secret tunnel for a submarine to connect to. We call for it, we slide on in down a slide (gotta arive with some style) and the submarine zooms off into the distance. When Yohan reaches the sail boat we have all left our "priceless jewels" from our foreheads on the ship which were in fact a time bomb. We didn't want to kill the guy so we had a trap set which captured him in a human sized bottle then the ship exploded!!! He washed up on shore just like a message in a bottle. We are rich, he cant track us. And we all lived happily ever after. :)

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.

DIALOGUE

Remember the dialogue prompt we did in class? The one where there was a man and a woman in a hotel room on the mediteranian, remember? That is the set up for this scene.

Man: When are you going to stop?
Narration: Silence. Just the sound of her scrummaging about finding all of the things hidden throughout the room. Her lack of response is heavy as it hangs in the air.
Man: I guess there's my answer.
Narration: He grabs at his cane and winces as he attempts to stand and slowly walk over to the balcony that over looks the Mediteranian.
Lady: It's not my fault you know.
Man: Oh, its not?! And how could you POSSIBLY believe that?! I believe this isn't what you intended to happen - you didn't try to get into it this far but guess what, ya did. And what happened to me? I got caught in the middle of it all and ended up...Like this!!!
Narration: The words are left untouched while they sink in.
Lady: I already told you, we will be safe soon. And I know somebody who can help your condition. Just five it time and it ... It should all work itself out.
Man: Yeah, since that worked out for us so far. Just look where that has gotten us!
Lady: Our disguises WILL work. Just wait - once we get on the boat we will finally be sailing to Paradise.
Narration: They hear a car approaching so they make the last finishing touches and are off in the moonlight...

My favorite movie of ALL TIME

Pretty much in a nut shell I love any Disney Movie. Those can never get old!! Pixar is one in the same ... I can never tell the two appart. Plus they team up a lot ... But just about every movie that either one of then do is a classic!!! Like Lion King! Who doesn't like Lion King?

See!! Look at that sexy beast!! Haha jk :) I just couldnt resist! Look at that pose with the wind action going on! Too good ;)

Then there is Toy Story. I must admit I used to not be a fan but now I LOVE them all!! All three of  them!

Woody and Buzz. A space ranger and a cowboy. Totally different worlds but they end up being best friends :) Precious story!!

You can't go wrong with Finding Nemo. If you don't like that one then there is seriously something wrong with you.

"Whales only eat crill. Hey look, crill!" Dory is the one who keeps him sane over his long voyage to find his son which is kinda ironic becasue she is the one witht the short term memory loss! And I don't know a single person who doesn't know P. Sherman 42 Wallabyway Sydney!!

There are many, many other good ones out there such as UP. That grandap's hearing aid is HILARIOUS because his is JUST like my grandpa's HA!!! We actually watched that movie with him and we were all laughing our heads off. Disney and Pixar just does SUCH a great job!

Hunger Games

So once upon a time my friends and I go to Festival of Colors and long story short, they force me to go to the Hunger Games. Normally I would not be opposed to this one single bit but unfortunately for me I was only half way done with the book. The movie was good. Not great. A movie following a book can never be as good as the actual book. There is no way to put all of the details from the book t the movie. And in my head I imagined things that can't really happen in real life so it would be kinda hard to film ... But since I was the movie half way through the book it ruined the book and the movie!!! Katniss is not how I pictured her at all!!! And Peeta is too small. Still attractive but just too small from what I imagined. Little Rue just made me so sad!!! Even though the movie was like 2.5 hours long it still seemed really short just because they can't fit all the details in. It was good though. More romance would always be nice too. I am at peace with the movie I suppose.

My kind of Love.

Love is living the impossible.

Love is going against all odds because you know it's right.

Love is far beyond your reach but having it close in your heart.

Love is carrying a photo of them in your wallet and catching yourself staring at it and knowing they do the same.

Love is hating to say, "I love you." over the phone but you can't stop yourself from every chance you get.

Love is willing to sacrifice.

Love is only being able to see each other five weeks out of the year but knowing it's worth it.

Love is only kissing your bracelet when you miss him.

Love is planning your whole life around one person.

Love is risky.

Love is feeling more comfortable and complete with the person even though you spend all your time with other people and you only see that lover five weeks in the year.

Love is motivational.

Love is saying, "You are so beautiful." when you have no make up on.

Love is kissing your morning breath.

Love is tender.

Love is all of the little, simple moments.

Love is closing your eyes and they are with you even though they are across the country.

Love is not afraid to be cheesy.

Love is feeling the same way whether you are kissing or states away.

Love is waiting for the right time.

Love is making the impossible happen.

Love is mine.

Brushing teeth

I once heard this really good analogy
Just because you forgot to brush your teeth once doesnt mean you should never do it again.
You can apply that to pretty much any part of life and it's freakin awesome.

Jealousy

Jealousy is a very powerful thing. Use it for good, not for bad. Let it be a motivator, not a destroyer.

Too many options.

Sometimes there are too many options. Currently I am too sleepy to decide what to say so my blog will be fixed soon. There is just not enough time in a day.

Sleep

Nobody look. This is my gay post on sleep.

Responsibility ... soon to come as well

"Courage" explains why this is all touristy at the moment ... Stay posted and some time in the next few days you will hear all about responsibility ;)

Courage ... soon to come.

Considering my father is out of town and my mother is sick in bed along with my brother and me being the oldest, this post will be revised as soon as things settle down in this house hold. Untill then ... this is the way I view courage ... yeah ...

Life and Death

To me, life and death is people. People are the life of me and the death of me. Without people I would die but people are the thing that makes me die too. We are all down here for a reason right! Without human realations then my life would be completely pointless. But they are also the thing that holds me back. If I didnt worry about all the other people out there judging me then I would accomplish sooo much more. They are also the thing that motivates me. I cant live with them but cant live without them ;)

Fears

I don't feel like I am afraid of many things ... not concrete things at least. Spiders don't fase me. Snakes are awesome. The ocean is a tiny bit scary ... But I dont have to deal with that!! I am afraid of going to my car at night. I swear somebody is waiting under my car waiting to jump me. Or in my car!! I ALWAYS lock my doors so nobody is sneaking in there and hiding.
I am a little afraid of people.
I don't like being the center of attention. I know its dumb to be afraid of people for judging. Just be yourself right? But what can I say!! I love people but at the same time they are one of my biggest fears.

Blogging ... and technology

I think this blogging thing is a great idea, I really do. I just can't work computers for the life of me!! And I dont feel like I can get help because then people will fing out who I am!! I am really in a pickle here ... So far I havent found a solution to my problem ... I just was not blessed with the technolog gift. Somebody help!!!!

Muscle Memory

Muscle Memory is kinda a crazy thing. I'm really glad we have it though!!! It makes things so much easier. I can't imagine how football would be if there were no muscle memory!! It helps a whooole lot!! With dances it helps so much too. Sometimes you just space out and then its over and you're like, "Woah, how did that happen??" And with driving! That happens a lot too. Suddenly I'm just home!! And with texting. I can talk and have a conversation at the same time. I don't know if I should be proud of that or not .... but it is a skill I have. Even with just the simple stuff, when I walk I don't have to think about it, luckily. That could be bad news .... Would your heart beating be considered muscle memory too? It's a muscle isn't it! Is memorizing lists muscle memory too?? Your brain makes those connections and it's a muscle!! Either way, I'm grateful we have muscle memory.

World Class??

Lone Peak, a World Class High School.
My question is why we think we can have that as our little motto, or whatever it's called, when we act like we did at the AF game. I LOVE Lone Peak. It is truely a fantastic school. I have so many good friends that are good people. But when we act like we did on friday, I'm embarrassed to call LP my home. Come on guys, "Thank you AF, for keeping the ugly girls out of Lone Peak since 1902" "Why do we care if AF won? Its not like you can throw a sweet victory party with food stamps...." Whether you agree with the whole "world class" thing or not, those things are below the human respect level. Those things are just not acceptable. We can't complain when people call us the rich, stuck up school when we act like that. That IS the reputation you are making for yourselves.

I'm thinkin' about you ...

I'm thinkin about you like a fat boy thinks about his twinkie. I'm thinkin about you how a baby thinks about candy and how they hate when it gets taken away. I'm thinkin about you like a dog thinks about a bone. I'm thinkin about you like a junior high girl thought about Jamison King back in the day. I'm think about you like cookie monster thinks about cookies. I'm thinkin about you like flip flops think about summer, like Adam thinks about his hummer. I'm thinkin about you like a boat thinks about floating. I'm thinkin about you like Shaun White thinks about snow, like Phellps thinks about H2O. I'm thinkin about you like creativity thinks of death, like peanutbutter thinks of jelly, like salt thinks about pepper. Like the silly rabit thinks about trix. I'm thinkin about you like unicorns think about rainbows and rainbows think about pots of gold and how all leperchans want to be like Chase Hansen and how he thinks about being golden. And I'm thinkin about you like writers think about paris.

Scout camp vs girls camp

Why are girls not allowed on scout camp? I dont know if it's just my area or if everyone just thinks girls are a bunch of sissys! Who ever decided we had to tie blankets? What about white water rafting? What about overnight hikes and sleeping under the stars? What about playing with fire? I mean, playing with fire is not to great of a thing but have you ever heard of funny, crazy, outragous stories from girls camp? I havent!!! Blanket making, bracelet tying, skit producing is fun ... but only a two hour hike for one of the days doesn't cut it for me! Why do we sleep in cabins? Why do we have showers? I must say I am glad we have toilets but I would even give that up for a week! So who decided girls had to be so sissy?? I would love to have a little chat with you.

What is LOVE?

Love is a very strong word. It is also a very broad word. There are so many ways love can be used. You can love your favorite breakfast cereal. You can love your grandma. You can love your best friend. You can love your favorite toy when you were a kid. You can love your brother. You can love that special someone. They are all different kinds of love!!! So whats the difference between best friend love and "I want to marry you" love? With your best friend, you wouldn't have they physical relationship part. With someone you want to marry you better want to have the physical relationship part or it's not really going to last for very long!! A lot of people confuse lust with being "in love". If you do that, you are a noob. If you go out and kiss someone on your first date then how do you know if you love the person or love the kiss? You can't tell everything about a person in just a few hours. What ya gotta do is get to love the person for just who they are, then you can go into all that stuff! Sooooo many people do it out of order, the whole system is messed up!! It's something to be very careful with because love makes people do crazy things. It has messed up lives and it has saved lives. It's just a crazy powerful emotion!

Intro

Here's the thing, there are not any two people that are the same. People are molded and shaped according to experiences one has had, things people have said at a critical time in someones life, choices the person has made. If two people go through the same experience the outcome could be completely different. It's all about the mind and point of view. If you want to see the world through the binoculars of boring, be my guest. If you choose to see the world in black and white go right ahead. It's your loss. Paris has too much for that.There are a lot of things in this world that may appear to be small and insignificant. They may sound boring to everyone else around, but in reality it's a big deal to someone. Everyone has a need to feel important. Paris is the perfect place for that. In every little corner there is a different spice of personality. Welcome to my corner. Here is my own little spice of how I view things. This is me and how I really am.